Saturday, 8 January 2011

Rex Ryan Dismisses the Critcs: He Remains a Douchebag

Seattle and New Orleans are already underway and, well, frankly nobody outside of those two cities care about this game.  Although, as I am typing this, the score is 17-14, New Orleans, which does mildly surprise me.  Still though, anyone else think that the NFL playoff system may need to undergo a few changes?  7-9 Seattle makes it to the playoff and gets homefield advantage?  Can we please get the Sonics back and pronto?

The second game of the night should be a little more interesting though.  The Jets have the misfortune of drawing the surging Colts in Indianapolis.  They're going to lose and I am going to laugh.  Not because I like the Colts.  Not because I like the Patriots.

I am going to laugh because Rex Ryan is a loud-mouthed, obnoxious, egocentric who needs to shut his goddamn mouth one time.

I understand that if he were the coach of my team that I would probably love him.  I like to call it "Joakim Noah Syndrome."  He loves his job and his team and would do every thing he possibly could to help his team win (including tacit approval of an assistant coach tripping a player on the field).  I also get that his players love him and consider him an incredible leader.

Every time he opens his mouth, he feels the need to say something to stir the pot.  Just this week he was taking shots at Tom Brady, but the JETS ARE PLAYING PAYTON MANNING AND THE COLTS.  Can someone explain to me why he is taking shots at the quarterback whose team curb stomped the Jets 45-3?  Why is he predicting a Superbowl when they haven't played a single playoff game yet?

So when Payton Manning throws for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns and the Colts win by ten, I will just sit back and have a nice hearty laugh. 

But its okay, Rex Ryan can give his wife a nice foot rub at the end of the game to calm himself down.

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